Live · Thursday, June 18

Build your AI executive assistant. 19 minutes.

An executive assistant handles the work that isn't billable but isn't nothing — the morning scramble to figure out your day, the inbox you sort by hand before you've done anything that pays. This session, you build one that runs both on a schedule, in your voice. Live, together. In 19 minutes.

Guarantee: Full satisfaction guarantee — no questions asked.

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A real assistant. Not a demo.

You leave with two automations running on a schedule — wired to your accounts, tuned to your voice. Not a chatbot you have to remember to open. Not a template to finish later. The thing itself, running every weekday.

MORNING BRIEFING

Every weekday at 7:30, one summary instead of three apps: what's on your calendar, what landed in your inbox overnight, what's waiting in Slack. You read it with coffee and you already know your day. Set it to whatever time you actually start.

EMAIL TRIAGE + DRAFTS

Mid-morning, your inbox comes back pre-sorted — urgent, can-wait, noise. The urgent ones already have a reply drafted in your voice. You read, change a line, send. The pile stops being a pile.

Nothing moves until you reply. So you reply at 11pm.

Your day starts buried — three apps open before coffee just to reconstruct what's happening — and your inbox is a wall you sort by hand, the same five replies you've written a hundred times. None of it bills. All of it waits on you. So it eats the morning, and the work you're actually good at gets what's left.

THE 7AM SCRAMBLE

Calendar in one tab, email in another, Slack buzzing on your phone. You spend the first half hour just figuring out what today even is, before you've done one thing that counts.

THE INBOX WALL

Forty unread by 9am. Most of it can wait, some of it can't, and you can't tell which without reading all of it. The one that mattered gets answered Thursday.

WHAT YOU'VE ALREADY TRIED

A VA you spent three weeks training, who left in four months. A chatbot that doesn't know your business and writes email you'd rewrite anyway. So you went back to doing it yourself.

THE SETUP THAT NEVER HAPPENS

You know you should automate this. You've known for a year. There's never a free afternoon to figure it out, so it stays on the someday list.

None of this is a discipline problem — the setup just never happened. Thursday is the setup: 19 minutes, and you walk out with both running on a schedule — a morning brief that hands you the day, an inbox that sorts itself and drafts the urgent ones. Then it runs in the background while you're with a client.

Solo professionals with admin that has texture.

If your morning starts with a pile of calendar invites and an inbox you sort by hand, and you've been doing it manually, this is for you.

Coaches, consultants, therapists, mediators — anyone billing by the hour who loses unbillable hours to admin
Solo operators who've looked at AI tools and thought "I don't know where to start"
People who've spent a Tuesday afternoon on tasks that, in retrospect, could have run without them
Anyone who wants to own the setup themselves — not pay someone to manage it for them

Not for you if:

  • You want someone to do it for you — that's the AI Concierge.
  • You're not willing to be at a computer on Thursday at noon Central.
  • Your inbox is already under control and someone else runs your calendar. (If that's true, I'd be curious.)

Four steps. The last one is optional.

Register below.

Payment confirms your spot and your Zoom link lands in your inbox. The only prep: come ready to connect your Google account, and know which kinds of email actually count as urgent for you — that's what we'll tune the triage to.

Show up Thursday at noon Central.

Zoom link is in your confirmation. Be at a computer — you're building alongside me, not watching. Have your Gmail ready to connect (plus Google Calendar and Slack, if you use them).

Build it live. 19 minutes.

We configure your assistant together, on screen. You leave with something running — not a plan, not a template to fill in later. The actual thing.

Use it. Evaluate at 30 days.

Not satisfied? Email me within 30 days for a full refund. No form. No questions. That's the deal.

If you're not satisfied, you don't pay.

Full satisfaction guarantee. If you're not happy within 30 days, email me at donkey.desk.ai@gmail.com and I'll refund you in full. No form. No explanation required. No questions asked.

Thursday, June 18.
Noon Central. 19 minutes.

Register now and your Zoom link lands in your inbox today.

Questions? donkey.desk.ai@gmail.com · Full satisfaction guarantee — no questions asked.