An executive assistant handles the work that isn't billable but isn't nothing — the morning scramble to figure out your day, the inbox you sort by hand before you've done anything that pays. This session, you build one that runs both on a schedule, in your voice. Live, together. In 19 minutes.
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You leave with two automations running on a schedule — wired to your accounts, tuned to your voice. Not a chatbot you have to remember to open. Not a template to finish later. The thing itself, running every weekday.
Every weekday at 7:30, one summary instead of three apps: what's on your calendar, what landed in your inbox overnight, what's waiting in Slack. You read it with coffee and you already know your day. Set it to whatever time you actually start.
Mid-morning, your inbox comes back pre-sorted — urgent, can-wait, noise. The urgent ones already have a reply drafted in your voice. You read, change a line, send. The pile stops being a pile.
Your day starts buried — three apps open before coffee just to reconstruct what's happening — and your inbox is a wall you sort by hand, the same five replies you've written a hundred times. None of it bills. All of it waits on you. So it eats the morning, and the work you're actually good at gets what's left.
Calendar in one tab, email in another, Slack buzzing on your phone. You spend the first half hour just figuring out what today even is, before you've done one thing that counts.
Forty unread by 9am. Most of it can wait, some of it can't, and you can't tell which without reading all of it. The one that mattered gets answered Thursday.
A VA you spent three weeks training, who left in four months. A chatbot that doesn't know your business and writes email you'd rewrite anyway. So you went back to doing it yourself.
You know you should automate this. You've known for a year. There's never a free afternoon to figure it out, so it stays on the someday list.
None of this is a discipline problem — the setup just never happened. Thursday is the setup: 19 minutes, and you walk out with both running on a schedule — a morning brief that hands you the day, an inbox that sorts itself and drafts the urgent ones. Then it runs in the background while you're with a client.
If your morning starts with a pile of calendar invites and an inbox you sort by hand, and you've been doing it manually, this is for you.
Payment confirms your spot and your Zoom link lands in your inbox. The only prep: come ready to connect your Google account, and know which kinds of email actually count as urgent for you — that's what we'll tune the triage to.
Zoom link is in your confirmation. Be at a computer — you're building alongside me, not watching. Have your Gmail ready to connect (plus Google Calendar and Slack, if you use them).
We configure your assistant together, on screen. You leave with something running — not a plan, not a template to fill in later. The actual thing.
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